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Okay, so here we go. Know Labs, Inc., some company with the code NYSE American: KNW (they really need to shorten these things), decided to shake things up a bit. They signed a deal with this group, Goldeneye 1995 LLC (I can only think of James Bond), and a guy named Greg Kidd. Guess what? This Greg guy, who’s some big cheese at Ripple, is gonna run the show now. He’ll be CEO and Chairman, while the founder Ron Erickson will just chill as Vice Chairman. Why do I always imagine these meetings in fancy suits and too much cologne?
Now, about this agreement — it involves a thousand Bitcoins. Yeah, you read that right. They’re using this virtual cash, plus some real bucks, to buy parts of the company, pay off some debts, and maybe have a little extra for office snacks (I mean, who doesn’t love free snacks?). Each share of the company’s being snapped up for… uh… $0.335. Don’t ask me why I remember numbers like this and not my friend’s birthday.
And what’s cool (or mildly confusing, I guess) — these Bitcoins aren’t just some side gig. Nope, they’re now front and center in the finance strategy. Kidd seems pretty pumped about it, saying something like this tallies with market vibes these days. Whatever that means. It’s about growth or long-term value, or something.
But wait, Kidd’s not all that’s going down. Since Bitcoin’s now the main dish on Know Labs’ financial table, they’re pulling out this fancy way to measure company value, called mNAV (didn’t know these existed… I just nod along when people throw financial terms at me). Essentially, a big chunk of their value is tied to Bitcoin — like 82% or something, based on some numbers they did with a calculator and a spreadsheet.
Erickson, the founder dude, had something to say too. New chapter, bold future, and blah blah blah. To be honest, I spaced out, thinking about how bold my future will be if I had 1,000 Bitcoins.
And oh, Bitcoin being this global superstar these days — I read somewhere that 225 places are holding onto Bitcoin like it’s gold. Norway’s cryptocurrency hub, the Norwegian Block Exchange (NBX), threw its hat in the ring recently too. They’ve taken Bitcoin onboard, making history or something. They’re adamant about holding onto their Bitcoins, unlike me with a bag of chips.
So there you have it — chaos, finance, and Bitcoin. Quite the ride, eh?
