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So, there I was, minding my own business, when bam! Tariffs hit—hard. Yeah, President Trump’s going wild with these new taxes, or whatever they’re called, on stuff from other countries, and it’s like everyone’s wallets just got ambushed, ya know?

Alright, so tariffs are like these hidden taxes on imports, right? You have no idea they’re sitting there until you’re coughing up extra bucks for whatever it is you bought. Businesses? They just handball those costs to us—the humble consumers. Thanks a bunch, right?

Now, here’s a crazy thing that happened. Dave Yeske out in San Francisco bought this side table from Mexico. Seems simple enough, right? Just a table. But before UPS would even think about delivering it, they hit him with a $585 per box customs fee. That’s, like, $1,170 total on top of the $1,980 he’d already shelled out. Insane! Dave was like, “Whoa, what is this circus?”

And if you think it’s them, not to worry, because UPS made it quite clear. They’re just doing their thing, following whatever rules the government throws at them. So, basically, the moment they pick up your beloved antique from overseas, they become the ones responsible for all the fees. And yeah, you end up paying for that dance.

It’s not just Dave, either. After those first tariffs rolled out, folks started getting these random payment requests from delivery companies. I mean, really? Can’t a person just buy something overseas and not get a surprise bill? Experts were screaming about how this wasn’t just frustrating—it was the perfect scam setup.

Bernie Hart from Flexport (yeah, what a fancy name for a logistics firm) chimes in with, “If you order stuff from across the pond, well, too bad, fees are coming for you.” He’s not wrong, though. We’ve always had duties and stuff, but Trump’s tariffs crank it up to eleven.

You planning on buying from overseas? Here’s what experts toss your way:

When you order online, pay attention. Don’t assume tariffs are always lurking, but… y’know, don’t be shocked if they are. If scammers could high-five each other over emails, they’d totally do it with these fake tariff requests. Yeske had this legit-looking payment demand from his usual UPS driver. Turns out, actual checks made to UPS, driver at the door and all. Talk about keeping you on your toes, right?

So, lesson here? Be suspicious. Someone hits you up saying you need to pay a tariff before getting your latest online splurge? Slow down. Don’t just go throwing money at it. Hit up the company’s site or call them up.

Hart also mentions something like form 7501—some official paper trail that might help. Legit or not, if the fees look real, you can refuse delivery. Problem is, you’ll wrestle with the seller’s return policy—like juggling flaming swords. There might be restocking fees, return shipping, and who knows what else.

In the end, just be wary, because those costs? They can really sneak up on you.